Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Why minniemouse??

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Yours Truly


So the other day Juen Li asked ''Why you so obssesed with minniemouse???''
No....its not because I read Cheesie's blog too much until I go minniemouse crazy. Infact Cheesie promotes minniemaos. NOT MINNIE MOUSE!!! =.=

So here are some perfectly good reasons why I extremely love minnie mouse :):


NUMBER ONE:
because it makes you so freakishly cute like this
mini minnie mouse
mmm??? triple m?
Well if you are a triple m then you would be ultimate cutie pie max!!!
kekekekeke

NUMBER TWO:
because it attract guys in a crazy way.
THAT BIG THING ON YOUR HEAD IS CAPTURED EVERYWHERE!!! YAY XP

NUMBER THREE:
because minniemouse brings back the youth in you.
Why not re-live your childhood? You got one life :)
no need botox or youth reguvanating or SK II keke

NUMBER FOUR:
because its just so friggin nice to camwhore with xp
I mean how can you now right? Its the basic thing to do when you have such toy/ instrument to play with. What more to have such iconic merchandise?? come on you know you wanna try it :)


NUMBER FIVE:
because from the start I WANTED THOSE MINNIE MOUSE BOW
As you can see with the minnie mouse bow it actually looks really cute and you dont need to use any accesories because YOUR HAIR IS ONE! Here are some shots of it taken back last year during the December month :)



top view :)

front view
AND NOW!!!
TAKE A MINNIE MOUSE SHOT kekeke


NUMBER SIX:
because it gives you extra height
See how annoying it is when you dont have the minniemouse ears? because you tend to be TALLER if you put them kekeke.

NUMBER SEVEN:
because it makes you look skinnier!
Not scientifically proven but still it gives volume?? O.O
NVM....

NUMBER EIGHT:because you own man!!! kekekeke

NUMBER NINE:

because it attracts the opposite sex
Okay I mean dogs not the opposite sex. fml.

NUMBER TEN:


SEE!!! Its proven kekeke xp


NUMBER ELEVEN:


because you look awesome next to anyone!!
That thing just makes you look even more interesting than anyone hahaha.

NUMBER TWELVE:
because you get to paint your nails to awesome minnie colours.
do em black and youre just gonna be boring and emo. SO WHY NOT CUTEN IT??? hmm.

SETBACK 1:

You tend to be ignored due to bimbo issues....

SETBACK 2:
YOU EVENTUALLY TURN CRAZY DUE TO PPL IGNORING YOU :) TEE HEE

I guess thats all for now. So now you know why I like minniemouse? Its just the best of the facts hehehe.

ps: MINNIEMOUSE ROCKS!! <3

xoxo

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